This Is For You, RIFT – The WoWside Rap

Been gettin’ a serious poundin’ from the RIFT fans, saying WoW’s doomed and all. So I got down with my boy TQ and composed this sick rap that reminds me why I’m sticking to WoW.

This is for you, RIFT. WoWside forever.

“WoWside”

This is going out to the whole wide WoWside
You know what I’m saying,
Yeah break it down for me
Steady mobs, tab target on

I was just a young boy, livin in the hub city-the old Stormwind City
Back in the days when Eyonix and Tseric had every blue
Talking ‘bout boy you can’t mess with me
Remember G-C had da power, hearing hotshots whinin’ by the hour
When BlizzCon bumped in every supersport
And taught us all how to hang in the West Coast

To my porkers if you with me – where you at
Throw your subs in the air – and wave ‘em like you just don’t care
From Nagrand to Booty Bay – what you say – we play… everyday… any damn day
Take a look around, we got the whole world locked down
Going on and on, it don’t stop… won’t stop… can’t stop
Either raid or die – that’s why I put it down for the WoWside.

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