It’s Children’s Week on WoW!
By · CommentsI’m baaaack! The pig is out of hibernation! Yes, my lovely porcine peeps, winter is over and your most edacious, esurient—someone gave me a thesaurus for Christmas!— purveyor of the cheapest WoW Gold is, as previously stated, back.
Spring is here! My snout detects lovely tubers growing, I see flowers blooming and WoW gold glowin’ (Ooooh Ima poet! Amazing what four months of sleep can do to a Pig) which means it’s Children’s Week on WoW! So sit down kids, and hold yer WoW gold tight while Unca Pig tells ya a short story.
Today’s story is about helping those who can’t help themselves. Once upon a time a gnarly war between two factions left hundreds of gremmies and hodads orphans. The cheapest WoW gold in the land couldn’t get them to stop. They rained holy hellfire on opposing camps and looted their WoW gold. Both sides got so aggro givin’ each other dirty lick’ns (yeah that sounds dirtier than it actually is) that the children were all but forgotten. The young ‘uns were inconsolable. WoW Gold, cheap trinkets and other doodads meant nothing to them, ‘cause all they wanted was some attention. And so once a week every year, all the kind-hearted souls get together to help the orphans. (And get rare pets in return! Radical!)
The Pig is all about giving back (that, and bacon!), so from April 30-May 7, join the Pig and all of Azeroth as we put our WoW Gold to good use and help out the piglets.
(The Pig ain’t no baby sitter, but these are orphans, dude. I still have fond memories of my wee piglet self being nursed by my babelicious nanny, Helga… She was German…)
Ok back to the orphans. Look the kiddies below. (Hey, I said KID-DIES! With a “K”!) Look into those adorable eyes! Don’t you just wanna help ‘em out?
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Deathwing Kill Vid is Sweetest the First Time Around!
By · CommentsSure, you’re gonna be seeing a lot more Deathwing Dies vids, but there’s nothing like the original world first kill from KIN Raiders to get you pumped for your own 25-man heroic kill!
First lemme just bow down to the seriously sick beats in this kill vid. That doesn’t take away from the awesome DPS and coordination the peeps showed throughout the fight, while D-Wing let out his inner freak (tentacles dude!) out.
Only thing that gave me a sad face was the finale. Was really waiting for those Korean dudes to go crazy happy, like what we hear from Paragon, etc. But I guess only the raid leader had Vent on or something. Still, props to the KIN, this will help our porker crew over the holiday!
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KIN are the Champions, My Friends…
By · Comments…and we’ll keep on fighting – till the end.
Derp. It is the end. Of the Patch 4.3 World First Kill race, that is.
KIN Raiders has dropped Deathwing like a hot piece of chicken wing to earn the World First Kill of Madness of Deathwing Heroic 25-man.
Just a week ago it seemed our homeboys, the Blood Legion US, was gonna take first dibs on those ilvl 400+ loot tables. But it was this Korean squad that ninja’ed to the top (ninja’ed in the badass Asian fighting way and not, you know, the douchier stealing way.)
Rock on, dudes, and enjoy slurping that soju (that’s their Bud equivalent, thanks Google!) and a long day of sleep. You earned it!
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BattleTag Helps You Get Buddies Not Stalkers
By · CommentsWhat’s the quickest way to get a stalker? Add ‘em up on Real ID.
Seriously, this is one of the sick running jokes we have in the guild. It’s our way of reminding each other that giving out your Real ID like it’s an onion ring sider is so not safe.
There’s no going back once that cat’s outta the bag. You can’t really mind-erase peeps like in Men In Black so if you happen to reveal your name and contact deets to a psycho, you’re gonna have a headache in filing restraining orders.
Same name as Ubisoft laser tag toy but totally not related.
Now here’s where BattleTag makes a sweet entry. It works exactly like the Real ID but without all the hassles of getting too close for comfort. And it just happened to have the same name as this fail lasertag peripheral from Ubisoft.
Instead of giving out your real name details, which gets revealed to your RealID buddies, you can create a chosen nickname that friends can see instead. Then you can chat with ‘em, talk about a honey-voiced pugger in Raid Finder the other day, and never worry about being Google searched straight to your home. FULL BATTLETAG FAQ HERE.
But wait up: Test run for BattleTag starts only with Diablo 3 release, so safe to say it could take a year or so before this goes live on WoW and SC2. Till then, keep your Real ID on the down low — or better yet stick strictly to real life family and friends for 100% safety.
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Ooga Booga, It’s the New Diablo 3 Shaman Fetish Pet!
By · CommentsWhat pops in your head when you hear the word “fetish”?
For me it’s Victoria’s Secret models in one-piece swimsuits (so sexy). Or lady nelfs bathing in sacred moonwater (so sexily wrong). Or slightly burned bacon (so sexily good).
But in the world of Diablo, Fetish has no sexy meaning. Instead it’s a demon midget with no dental plan and a mean torch attack. And it’s crossing over to World of Warcraft like a jungle rash that won’t quit!
Dudes, meet the Shaman Fetish Diablo 3 Collector’s Edition Companion Pet. (Longest name ever!)
MMO-Champion dug up the video, which is like the biggest sign yet that the hack-and-slash game is near as hell.
But it’s totally fugly, Pig!
Yeah, it’s no Sparkly Pony. But I think that’s the point. It’s the kinda pet that got hit by the ugly stick too many times, and now spends his life on revenge. An emo angry pet for those days you wanna sock somebody in the face. Dunno bout you, but I’m sold!
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